The Late Scratch Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.