The Snap Count Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
79%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.