The Mystery Tweak Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“The broadcast shows Washington on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington's stadium. Only over Washington.
- Washington will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.