The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Washington will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.