The Hamstring Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.