The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Ref: "Number Washington, that's a flag." Washington: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Washington drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
91%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.