The Snap Count Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Washington runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
74%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.