The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Ref: "Number Washington, that's a flag." Washington: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Washington gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
84%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.