The Inch-Short Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Washington's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Washington was due a breakout.
77%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.