The Late Scratch Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Washington gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
80%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.