The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- The broadcast shows Washington on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.