The Shadow Coverage Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.