The Snap Count Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Washington's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.