The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- The broadcast shows Washington on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.