The Snap Count Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Washington finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.