The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington's stadium. Only over Washington.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.