The Inch-Short Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“The broadcast shows Washington on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.