The Phantom Flag Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Washington drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
78%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.