The Butter-Finger Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Washington's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Washington drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.