The Butter-Finger Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Washington gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.