The Butter-Finger Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- The broadcast shows Washington on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Washington is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.