The Late Scratch Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Washington goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.