The Dropped Pass Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Washington's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Washington gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.