The Phantom Holding Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Washington gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
87%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.