The Phantom Flag Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- A mysterious flag erases Washington's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.