The Mystery Tweak Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
75%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.