The Inch-Short Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Washington was due a breakout.
- Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.