The Shadow Coverage Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ref: "Number Washington, that's a flag." Washington: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.