The Inch-Short Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
84%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.