The Mystery Tweak Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington's stadium. Only over Washington.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.