The Mystery Tweak Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Washington gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.