The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.