The Dropped Pass Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- A mysterious flag erases Washington's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.