The Snap Count Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ref: "Number Washington, that's a flag." Washington: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.