The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.