The Inch-Short Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.