The Mystery Tweak Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Washington is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Washington, Washington, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.