The Inch-Short Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Washington gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
76%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Washington, Washington, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.