The Phantom Holding Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington's stadium. Only over Washington.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.