The Butter-Finger Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.