The Snap Count Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bryant gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
86%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bryant, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.