The Phantom Holding Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Bryant gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
79%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Bryant scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.