The Snap Count Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bryant, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.