The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bryant's stadium. Only over Bryant.
- Bryant gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
78%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Bryant scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.