The Inch-Short Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bryant's stadium. Only over Bryant.
86%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.