The Phantom Flag Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- Bryant gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
91%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bryant's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.