The Shadow Coverage Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Bryant scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.