The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Bryant's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bryant's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.