The Butter-Finger Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Bryant gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bryant's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.