The Snap Count Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bryant was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Bryant's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bryant, Bryant, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.